‘At’s right. ‘At’s right. Got a four-day weekend. Spendin’ it right.
Jus’ me an’ a bottle. Or hell, eight bottles. Mebbe more. I never was
any good at arithmetic.
You never were any good at anything, were you, Eddie?
Huh? Wazzat? Whozat talkin’?
It’s me, Eddie. Over here. In the mirror.
What th-? Hey, whats’a gag, huh? Howdja get in there? Are you wearin’ my glasses? And howdja get my clothes on?
Don’t worry about that, Eddie. You’ve got bigger problems to concern yourself with.
Oh yeah, smart guy? Like what?
You’re
going to die, Eddie. If you keep living like this, you’re going to die.
Soon. Not someday, like we all are, but very soon.
Now
look here jus’ a minute. I dunno who you think you are, or where you
get off talkin’ to me like that, but I’ve got half a mind to- hey,
wazzat? Whaddya got there? Wazzat thing in your hand?
It’s the Ecoman Micro Bullet RC Helicopter,
Eddie. To most people, it’s just a small, indoor-safe toy copter. A
plaything. A plastic trifle. To you, it’s a matter of life or death.
There
ya go again with all ‘at death talk. You must be a real laugh riot at
parties. Whyntcha siddown, have a drink? Lighten up a little, huh?
If
you don’t listen to me now, Eddie, there won’t be any more parties. I’m
here to save your life. I know why you do this to yourself. You’re
bored. You’re empty inside. And it scares you. It scares you to pieces.
So you drink to fill up that space, to chase away the demons. I know
you, Eddie. I know you very well.
Ah, big deal. If I wanted a shrink I’d go to Vienna. Wazzat got to do with that Ecoman Micro Bullet RC Helicopter, anyway?
I’m
going to leave this helicopter on the dresser here. You have a choice
to make. When you feel like having a drink, you pick it up and play
with it. Let it swoop. Let it dip. Let it fly. Maybe even take it
outside. It can go up to 50 feet high, you know.
Izzat right? Well, why the hell should I?
If you play with this Ecoman Micro Bullet RC Helicopter
instead of pouring that filth down your gullet, you might have a
chance. Goodbye, Eddie. I hope we never have to see each other again.
Yeah,
well that makes two of- hey, wheredja go? Hello? Mr. Mirror Man? Hello?
Huh. Musta slipped out by the fire escape. Hey, there’s ‘at Ecoman
Micro Bullet RC Helicopter. What kinda
oddball sneaks into people’s apartments to spook ‘em out and give ‘em
toy helicopters? What a mental case. Oughtta be lucked up, you ask me.
Guy talked a good line, though, I’ll give him that. Real slick talker.
Hmm. Might as well give the copter a spin. What the hell, right?
Warranty: 120 Day Ecoman
Features:
- Able to Fly Up to 50 Feet High
- Altitude & Rotor Speed Control
- Flight Stabilizing System
- Brake for Easy Landing
- Super wide IR Control, fly up to 3 helicopters at the same time
- Miniature Design for Indoor Flying
- Built-In Li-Poly Battery for Long Flying Time
- Unique Rotor-Blade System for Steady Lift Off
- Recharges Through Transmitter
In the box:
- Ecoman Helicopter
- Remote Control
- Extra Tail Propellers
Price: 8.9900
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